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Machete Music Goes Feminist, Faux J Lo Does Porno

Maidel Amador Canales wants your attention. Machete Music’s newest and first reggaetonera signed to the label, La Sista is about to snatch your ear with her empowering rhymes on her debut Majestad Negroide due out on Dec. 5.

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The 23-year-old got her start on the talent show, "La Casa Under," where she placed second. Off its strength she began to work with Residente from Calle 13, and producers who have worked with Jerry Rivera, Andy Montanez, etc. Her first single, “Anacaona,” is a remake of the legendary Jose “Cheo” Feliciano’s song of the same name. It’s a mix of her boricua and African roots.

"'Anacaona' represents the female voice of our time and generation,” says La Sista. “It was emotional to record this song because it’s a classic in music and originally sang by an artist that I highly admire.”

La Sista’s Majestad Negroide will feature production by Vistante of Calle 13, Noriega, DJ Giann, Dexer, Diubell, Mr. Green, Jay and Toli.

To peep some of her music check out www.myspace.com/machetemusic1.

On the not-so empowering tip, a new porn flick will go Naked Gun on Jennifer Lopez’s career. It’ll star Chicana Jasmine Byrne (real name Mary Sanchez) titled J Ho: Jenny on the Cock. I’m just surprised it took this long for someone in the porn industry to think of it.

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PS: R.I.P. to Raul Velasco. He was Latin America’s Dick Clark and launched the careers of countless megastars with his show Siempre En Domingo. You’ll be missed.

Uno,

SOHH Goya

Comments

  • SuperFire says...
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  • Dick Johnson says...
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  • November 28, 2006 2:13 PM
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  • she look like Mya more than JLo but i guess Jenny is more famous

  • November 28, 2006 2:17 PM
  • SOHH Goya says...
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    Uno,

    Goya

  • November 28, 2006 5:40 PM
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