John McCain Abducted by Aliens?
Posted on July 23, 2008 3:34 PM
Written By Biko Baker
Is it just me, or has John McCain disappeared off of the face of the planet. I've only seen him in the news a couple of time over the last couple of weeks. Is it possible that the media is showing us old stock footage to hide the fact McCain was captured by aliens?
I'm serious. Am I the only one that has noticed that McCain has fallen off the radar ever since since Jesse Jackson threatened to cut Obama's balls off? Word to Rick Ross, I am starting to get worried that the Republican candidate might actually be in a secret intergalactic prison somewhere. I've never been captured by aliens, but I am assuming it's pretty damn scary, even for a dude that spent time in a POW camp.
At first I was just thinking that media was just being super biased and didn't want to show his mug on television. After all, I am sure that their ratings drop to the floor faster than the dancers in a 2 Live Crew video when ever he gets on the screen. But then I started noticing that McCain says the same thing over and over again in every interview and press conference. I am betting they just went to the vault to dig up some old tapes of McCain so that we don't start to get all scarred and stuff. I am not sure if anyone has ever polled alien abduction, but I am betting it would poll pretty poorly.
Maybe the good progressives over at MoveOn.org will start a petition or something that will force officials to tell us the truth. I would really hate to have to fight aliens. At the end of the day I am too busy playing Sim City and The Sims for my life to turn into a damn Will Smith movie.
(Shouts out to the homie Xzibit who has a costarring role in the upcoming X-files movie. You definitely got your bars up right now!!!)
This is just Obama's week....plain and simple. As far as his IMAGE goes, he gets an A. He certainly looks presidential-ish.
But, we all know that Obama only went to the Middle East because McCain pointed out the fact that Obama hasn't been there for almost three years. As the great MC Ren once said, "It wasn't a mistake, it was a setup." So, while Obama is in the Middle East talking about troop shifts, tomorrow, McCain will hold a press conference on an oil rig and absolutely own the HIGH GAS PRICE issue. He's gonna make the point that we need to drill our own oil.
The average person is concerned about the war. And most of us want the troops out as as fast as possible. But, the average person will not remember Obama visiting the Middle East. The average person is constantly worried about high gas prices though. And McCain will cease the moment.
Barack Hussein Tiger Brady.....what a damn rookie. He's still wet behind those big ears of his.
who is barack hussein tiger brady??
The media is showing more coverage for Obama. MCcain is a common sense moderate.
"Is it just me, or has John McCain disappeared off of the face of the planet. I've only seen him in the news a couple of time over the last couple of weeks. Is it possible that the media is showing us old stock footage to hide the fact McCain was captured by aliens"
Nah, that old fatass was in Buffalo earlier this week to get his bank up. Crazy how Buffalo is statistically the second most impoverished city in the USA but this fucker comes through and manages to collect a million dollars. Yeah yeah yeah, I know how it works but still.
nAH no aliens. It's just your everyday liberal media bias: i.e. every major news anchor gotta dust the sand off they knees when they come home after goin down on Barack Obama so long during his Middle East trip. This will not effect the outcome, and it may even help McCain. Otherwise why would George W have aka the most hated on person in the world, gotten like half the vote in both 2000 and especially 2004?