How about......
1.) I wonder if any of these people know im just here to beat out the Chineses'

2.) I sure hope they dont serve fried chicken and greens

3.) I cant think of a better way to spend a day, unless Im at the ranch

damnnnn...

you guys are so hilarious! but whatever!

note from biko..damn i feel like people are throwing tomatoes at my jokes :(

ay yo biko.. since you got the platform to say something powerful... Why not start speakin on some real issues. How about educating people on what's really goin on, instead of making a mockery of the DECAY OF AMERICA.. You have a chance to educate the youth, with truth. Not just spoon fed, tunnel visioned ideas, that are fed to us through the Illuminati owned media.. Unless the powers that be got wit ya pants down (which I think they do), then you need ta get real, and start gettin on some real shit. You disrespected Malcolm X, with that lame ass blogg. I let that slide. You came with that insanely ignorant blogg about that Freemason jesse jackson. I let that slide, but this shit is too much... Stop making a mockery of this shit duke.. For real. Get ya mind right.

note from biko....whoever wrote this is coming from a 20th century construct of what education is supposed to look like.

For example paulo freire talked about the difference between the banking method and popular education.
20th century thinking tells us that the person at the front of the room has the most information. I don't think that is the case. I think the readers have something to say. Like I said in other blogs I will post longer stuff and you can always go to daveyd.com and blackelectorate,com. Or you can go to the source and get my longer writings. Trust me, you'll be surprised at what I have written.

but right now I am doing my market reseach. I have no fucking clue who is reading sohh and or is likely to click through, so I am posting shit to see what readers respond to. But I work with my community enough to know what people respond to.

Because at the end of the day my goal with this blog is not to give a lengthy analysis. It's to spark a conversation! When people respond and comment I've achieved my goal. I come from the perspective that hip-hop fans do not have enough places to talk about issues like this. I am just trying to come up with creative ways to spark conversations.

Thus jokes etc. But I feel you homie..

People are so frustrated by the lack of balance that they forget that black people are allowed to have a sense of humor. Or That one of the gifts of our culture is the way that we use humor. Some people look at Richard Prior as a coon...I look at him as a master of communication. He used sad subjects like getting burnt while free basing to teach people about the dangers of drug use. Brilliant.

But, I can tell by the lack of comments that I am no richard prior...but the state of Africa is so bad that like Mr Prior I personally feel like I have to laugh to keep from crying.

Darfur?, never heard of it.

wow the man goes for good reasons and you cut jokes at him, i think black folks are more racist than white folks nowadays.
other black people dont like bush so im not going to either, even though i have no fuckin idea about anything in politics= ignorance

I'm the REAL bobby drake, but good try lil fella.

5 things President Bush was thinking were:

1) How much did we pay to relocate all these Katrina victims?
2) If it's 2:00 pm over here, and 2:00 pm in Texas, does that mean there are 2 suns?
3) Should i break out the robot dance Condi taught me the other day.
4) I would invade this whole continent and say they have weapons of mass destruction, but i don't think the American people will buy rocks and spears as weapons of mass destruction.
5) With the genocide going on in Dafur, i wonder if i should use some of the troops dying in Iraq to help out....nahhh, what would i get out of it?

i bet if i say i hate white people you will post my shit you fuckin prick. oh and if this is posted then i say this because someone is not posting my comments.

yall just ignorant for clowning on africa like that.

but nah,.. actually im just bitching round... lets make a list of the things GW thought after meeting jews.

note from biko: I think your saying that you understand that I am not making fun of africa. But I think George Bush prolly talks to people of jewish descent everyday. Are you specifically talking about Israel when you say "jews"?

Do you really think he cares about black in africa? If he didnt care about katrina victims in new orleans what makes you think he cares about africa? He is on stage mocking the african culture right in our faces. Foxnews conservative catholics are praising him for doing this, and we sit here and fall for it. Wake up we're black zombies

note from biko...i think he cares about Africa's material resources

I can't wait till it's his last day in office.

yo you aint even gotta post this fam.. keep doin ya thang mane. no hard feelings. Keep educating yourself and others. thanx for the response

summary of the 5 reasons why bush went to africa

1. so there is also oil in africa.....american need oil for the future cos it runs in their blood.......americans have crossed roads with almost all oil producing countries ......china is befriending all african countries with oil by giving goodies for free ....thus influencing their policies( chinese president visits africa once in a year )

2. americans are sensing a war comming soon btwn them n russia .....so they need to put militiary bases in africa.......prepare for it n if anything convince the african govts to accept them train africans too but on conditions if anything they support america

3.there are also muslim states in africa n whom are they siding with but with fear IRAN ....who is running the nuclear program in iran --> Russia.............within 10 years wont the muslim countries want nuclear as a source of energy??

4. american economy now depends on foreign investments esp in the energy bussiness etc sectors .......i.e . foreign exchange ........

It's amazing how folks let ONE man affect them so much. It's also amzing how we live in the supposedly worse country on the planet.......complain about being here..........and still continue to live here.

You NEO-SOUL Niggaz out there remind me of that Black nerd from those TRUTH tobacco commercials. That sucka is worried about cigarette companies when there's a report here in South Florida that a family held a young Haitian girl as their personal SLAVE. I bet that we won't be seeing TRUTH commercials about that shit.

Black tree-huggers.......that's some funny shit right there. If sister Harriet Tubman was here today, she'd slap the shit out of you. Get your priorities right and get your own shit together.