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1. By now I’m sure you’ve all heard about Falcon Quarterback Michael Vick and his "weed residue" that was found in a hidden compartment within a water bottle at the Miami International Airport. But, my question isâ€"why is the highest paid football player in the league today, flying anywhere on public planes?

If I ever walked on to a commercial flight and saw Michael Vick sitting in first class, I would immediately stand up and demand that the flight attendant put me on another plane.

Not for nothing, but I don’t want to see millionaires flying with "common people". And to add insult to an already dumb injury, why would Michael Vick try to bring any fluids on a damn plane. EVERYBODY knows to not mess with the TLA. Is it just me, or is Michael Vick as dumb as a box of hair? Between the herpes rumors and his obvious love for the earth’s herb, it’s no wonder why he can’t take us to the Super Bowl. Oh and by the way Mike, those dark ass lips gives your away your very obvious secret!!

Speaking of Michael Vick….

2. Is it just me, or wouldn't the rumored trade off of Vick for LA Raiders Randy Moss, Jerry Porter, and the 1st Draft pick, be a great trade off? After 6 years and only one playoff, its time to get some new blood in the Falcons. Someone with a not so prevalent weed habit should help too.

Usher must have an album coming out or something. The AJC just reported that the prince of Atlanta wasn’t being so majestic last Fourth of July as he was ticketed for blazing 103 mph in a 70 mph zone while cruising through Bartow County. Appearing before Probate Court Judge Mitchell Scoggins, the performer was fined $425 and given 20 hours of community service that he can perform closer to home in north Fulton.

If I find out that he is sentenced to street sweeping or any other “common” service, I will be there with my camera to bring you all his humbling reactions.