New Jobs for Jermaine Dupri
First off, it's your man DK (No, not the Dairy King) pinch-hitting today. Best wishes to my man, SOHH Southern.
While everybody and they baby momma's momma is guessing what Jermaine Dupri is going to do now that he's left Virgin, I got the inside scoop...
I happened to be at Cafe Dupri a few nights back when I came across a cocktail napkin that said: "My New Career Goals." The crack reporter that I am, I grabbed up the napkin, finished off two more shots of Grey Goose and my sambousek (fancy ass negroes) and then headed home to write this... So, without further ado, here are a few of the career choices our man, JD is pondering...
Actor - Word is the Wayans brothers are currently casting the sequel to "Little Man" (I know, I know... Too easy)
Back-Up Dancer for Janet - What better way to spend time with the mrs. and contribute to her career then by brushing off the old Whodini dance moves and "showin' em what cha got." (If you don't know who Whodini is, please step away from the computer go ask your parents... or SOHH NYC.)
Life/Career Coach - JD has already been responsible for reviving the careers of Mariah and Janet. Why not really test his "comeback creating" abilities? We know a few acts that could use it. Xscape, Kriss Kross, Da Brat...
Parent - With all these white celebs (Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Madonna) adopting African kids, why can't one of our own go over there and cop him one. Knowing JD, that lil' dude could be the next Bow Wow.
SOHH ATL blogger - I think this is his best idea. I can't be doing this every day... I have a MySpace page I have to maintain.
Posted by Dark Kent at October 31, 2006 02:55 PM
I guess this was supposed to be funny? lol.. Toooo much time on your hands.
Posted by: shawn at October 31, 2006 03:48 PM
i hope no one pays u for this!
Posted by: am from the motherland at October 31, 2006 04:08 PM
I got a job for JD....sign me!
Check out
http://www.myspace.com/riflmanonline
Posted by: Riflman at October 31, 2006 04:11 PM
am from the motherland:
No, I am not paid for this. It's part of my work release.
Posted by: Dark Kent at October 31, 2006 04:25 PM
myspace.com/djalcide...peep it i got some bangin trax on there...holla! -alcide
Posted by: ALCIDE at October 31, 2006 05:57 PM
actually i thought it was funny.ahaha lol lmao
Posted by: sexxy at October 31, 2006 05:59 PM
Borrringgggginnnnnnnnnnn'...
Posted by: it's me at October 31, 2006 06:21 PM
ok that was very lame, as someone else said u have too much time on your hands, stop putting down the brotha, and start uplifted man, dang set a positive example.
Posted by: tdubbs at October 31, 2006 10:09 PM
JD, been chunkin bricks since he took dat position purple ribbon, chingy, janet, daz, etc.
Posted by: J-roc at November 1, 2006 12:55 AM
Anyway Sohh ATL what about the rumour of JD possibly heading over to Deathjam.
Any truth on that. And next time you at Cafe Dupree or Cherrys whatever you prefer, tell JD he got a few sites out that he need to update. Hell The brat havent put anything out in I dont know when he can have her do it. And on another note has anybody checked out the new hip hop weekly magazine yet. If so tell me what you think.
ATL WESTSIDE ZONE 1
Posted by: Reggieshotta at November 1, 2006 07:21 AM
I am pretty sure JD has other business avenues to look into....
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Posted by: C Tha Truth at November 1, 2006 10:25 AM
haha sorta funny... i think JD's best bet is as Janet's backup dancer... he can teach her the chicken noodle
Posted by: corey at November 1, 2006 11:00 AM
ok this is lame and i want to now what he's up to fo real.
check out hi-flitones.com for some hot new tracks.
Posted by: babygirl27 at November 13, 2006 12:25 PM
JD didn't revive Mariahs nothing. He may have helped with production, but Mariah writes her own stuff. She had a bigger hand in her revival than anyone else.
Janet just had a crappy cd. No use in blaming JD. It's not like she didn't know what was being submitted to the public. She needs to learn how to sing. She won't be pop locking when her ass turns 60.
Posted by: Greg at November 19, 2006 05:52 PM
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