Posted on April 2, 2008 10:05 AM

[Pictures courtesy of hiphossip.com]
I’m sure you’ve all heard by now that T.I. made a surprise appearance at an Atlanta affair honoring celebrity photographer Derek Blanks. And of course the one night I decide to stay in the unexpected happens. And while some are brining you still shots of the newly freed rapper. Thanks to Meisha White of Juice Report I got a little video for you. Check it out below.
I heard T.I. shut the party down when he arrived. But I’m still extremely perplexed by his ability to be away from his home. I was in court and I know I heard the judge say one year under house arrest, and then one year behind bars. There was absolutely no mention of him being allowed to leave his residence. SOHH many questions….
In a way I’m kinda happy I missed the party. I heard Mychael Knight and Serious was there and lord knows I got enough drama to deal with than to handle those two.
But While Y’all Scratching Your Heads As To Why T.I. Gets To Roam The Streets…Check This Out!

First Coolio announced that he was taking it to the internet for a new cooking show. And now it seems that Atlanta’s most charismatic producer and record label head, Jazze Pha, is about to get his G. Garvin on. According to published reports Jazzy Phizzle is about to do his cooking thing in a new culinary show titled, What’s Cooking With Jazze. Of course y’all already know he’s gonna bring in a celebrity guest each week and show off his culinary skills.
Anybody who knows Jazze knows that man loves him some savory cuisines. But I’m not necessarily sure people are going to be tuning in to watch him throw down. However, I could be wrong. What do y’all say? Would you watch the man who put Ciara on the scene on weekly cooking show?
Yo Jazze, holla at me if you want me to drop by one time and show you how I put it down. My momma taught me some of the most illest dishes. LOL.
Talk to y’all lata,
--SOHH Gyant
Email:sohhgyant@gmail.com
Lesson of The Day:
Law 1
Never Outshine the Master
Always make those above you feel comfortably superior. In your desire to please or impress them, do not go too far in displaying your talents or you might accomplish the opposite â€" inspire fear and insecurity. Make your masters appear more brilliant than they are and you will attain the heights of power.
WHO CARES IF T.I. WAS OUT AND ABOUT I SURE DONT I KNEW HE WASNT GOING DOWN FOR THAT BULLSHIT ANYWAY! HOPEFULLY THIS WILL BE A WAKE UP CALL FOR ALL THESE WANNA BE THUGS BUT I DOUBT IT WE ALL KNOW IN A CULTURE THAT CELEBRATES IGNORANCE IM SURE HE WILL BE BRAGGING ABOUT BEATING THE CASE AND HOLDING HEAT IN LESS THEN A YEAR, AND TO JAZZE PHA GET OFF THE SWINE HOMEY THATS WHY YOU ARE FAT AS HELL AND WILL PROBABLY PULL A BIG PUN IN A FEW YEARS HOLLA!
BIG ASS BLOCK PARTY GOIN DOWN MAY 31TH! FUCK WIT US! WANT US TO PROMOTE ONE OF UR EVENTS HIT US UP! ITS REALLY GOIN DOWN
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i need a ryde or die chick like Tiny! she with that nigga when he down and with him when he up! all these chicks can learn thats how u keep a man!
http://www.myspace.com/jdubbthayounghectic
am I the only one who is like yo f*ckin pork chop pizza? are you really serious. his fat a** didnt even take the bone off. then the pizza came out like 100 times the size of it. this fool didnt even know what the fu*k he was doing. its crazy what these cats are doin now that money is tight in the rap game. just cuz you fat and like food dont mean you should have your own cooking show
Hi dirty,I'm a free man bitch!Ya'll know how we do it in the South.I told on a couple of cats and sucked a few Federal dicks but fuck ya'll,I got more money anyways!And Lloyd "Tits" Dimwiddie,you are sooo GAY!!
T.I. says...
Hi dirty,I'm a free man bitch!Ya'll know how we do it in the South.I told on a couple of cats and sucked a few Federal dicks but fuck ya'll,I got more money anyways!And Lloyd "Tits" Dimwiddie,you are sooo GAY!!
April 2, 2008 2:30 AM
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Naw, he is SOHH Gay! LMAO
LT Look dont listen to these hating ass niggas. Niggas called me gay all because I said that I think Ray J has a big cock and that "if i was gay" I would love to lick 50's chest. Now I didn't say I was going too because obviously i'm straight and straight niggas dont do that kinda shit. But I'm saying I think some off the pics in his cd booklet are jerk offable. Whats wrong with that?
Gyant keep doing your thing. fuck the haters...oh and BTW you have some nice big lips. No Homo.
Homies over Hoes
Law 0
No gay ass niggas are to recite my Laws!
It ain't even the fact that your gay Lloyd its the restraining order against another man that gets me. You must be fucked in the head lol
im glad for T.I
http:www.//theflyest.wordpress.com/
im glad for TIP
http://www.theflyest.wordpress.com
T.I.=snitching
COME ON GYANT YOU HAVE TO RESPOND TO THE ALLEGATIONS! I KNOW I KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO ACT LIKE YOU ARE TAKING THE HIGH ROAD BUT THATS BULLSHIT I KNOW THIS IS BOTHERING YOU DID ANOTHER MAN TAKE A RESTRAINING ORDER OUT ON YOU AND WERE YOU REALLY AT A DOWN LOW PARTY ME MYSELF I KIND OF BELIEVE IT BECAUSE I DONT CARE HOW PROUD A MAN IS NO MAN IS ABOUT TO BE ACCUSED OF BEING HOMO AND NOT RESPOND SHIT EVEN LUTHER VANDROSS DIED LIVING IN THE CLOSET BUT HE STILL RESPONDED AND SAID HE WASNT HOMO STEP UP AND PUT ALL THESE HATERS IN THEIR PLACE OR I GUESS YOU CAN KEEP YOU DICK AND BALLS TUCKED!
@ Gyant
WOW!!! Chased you down you say...called out your name like a groupie you say? On your dick? Homie like I said last time your smellin yourself just a little here, If you honestly think people come to this blog for YOU dont play yourself like that...Ive been reading SOHH before you even worked for this blog G so get real. Your blog is popular by default, no one likes you, your an A1 asshole. Youve been exposed for the sissy you are and just lashing out a little bit, its cool. Im a real dude G I will say this you are definately getting your name out there, people who may not have known who you are know you now, but at what cost? Do you have any dignity? Is your quest for fame that important that you sacrifice your own dignity and reputation? My man I would never envy anyone with the bitchassness you have coming out of your pores, that shit is sad! So with that said be easy homie and stop being so damn sensitive, and from the way you exagerated that whole shit I know SR was probably on point now.
As much as the govt. f*cks us over..I'm glad to see a brotha get a break..Shout out to TIP! How bout that album now?
need a beat?
www.myspace.com/seangtraxx
BUT WHAT IS REALLY FUNNY IS THAT EVEN THOUGH WE ALL HARASS YOU AND BOTHER YOU ON YOUR BLOG WE ALL ARE HOPING THAT THE HOMO RUMORS ARE FALSE! INSTEAD OF YOU GOING AGAINST US YOU NEED TO BE RIDING ON THAT BITCH FROM SANDRA ROSE FOR PHOTO SHOPPING YOUR NOSTRILS OH MY BAD THAT WASNT PHOTO SHOP! GYANT COME ON DOGGY SAY SOMETHING "YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A LIL BITCH RIGHT NOW THIS SHIT AINT THAT HARD WE GONNA FIND THESE FOOLS AND SMOKE'EM THE SHIT AINT THAT HARD"- O'DOGG LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn Gyant,
You're right. Thank you for setting me straight. I admit that I go hard on you but its only because I have no life and this blog beefin takes the focus off my own sadness.
Next I see you in the street I wont approach you. I wont dick ride, I wont be a groupie homie. This is just all I got right now!
And thats real homie!
@ Gyant
Nice try!!!
Geetz
Hey faggot, why you still posting that Law #1 bullshit?! Sandra Rose done pulled your hoe card and you acting like the bitch that you are. What you gonna do Mr. Down Low Dumbass?
What happen to your SR post? She is eating you up again on SR.com.
(The scene: Justin’s on Peachtree. Enter Matt Herbz. He sees Gyant sitting at a table in the corner finishing a slice of Key Lime pie. Herbz approaches the table.)
Matt Herbz: “The Fuck you call me here for, nigga?â€
Gyant: “What’s up Matt? Have a seat! How’s it hanging, nigga?â€
Matt Herbz: “Nigga, it don’t hang, it’ll put your mothafuckin eye out…and that’s the last mothafuckin gay-ass question you’re gonna ask me tonight. Hurry the fuck up because I don’t want anyone getting the wrong idea about me and you… Shit would be all over the Atlanta blogs tomorrow and I’m supposed to be retired.â€
Gyant: “Well, Matt… You know, I just went along with that White Nigga thing of yours because I had nothing else. No fans, no readers…no one. I wanted to quit but then I thought “When I quit blogging, what am I gonna do, strip in a club?†My big ass would rip the pole out the ceiling! I don't know nothing else but gossip, baby--taking it, recycling it, shitting on some other small time bloggers.â€
Herbz: “Yeah, I know how you do, you jive monkey. But that’s you, nigga. I’m different.â€
Gyant: (Takes a sip of his Sex On The Beach and chuckles) “Shit, you know, you've got this fantasy in your head about getting outta the blog life and setting that other world on its ear. What the FUCK are you gonna do except blog on my shit, my nigga?â€
Herbz: “Pimp, my nigga. Pimp… I’m gonna be straight pimpin on these hoes…â€
Gyant: (Giggles) “Besides pimpin… You know these hoes today ain't built for a nigga like you. Now, Matt, I ain't putting you down. Shit, If it wasn't for you I probably wouldn't be here, I'd be ass-in-the-air and HIV’d out in some place. I'm just trying to make it real, baby, like it is.â€
Herbz: “Don’t call me ‘baby,’ nigga; I’ll cut your mothafuckin throat.â€
Gyant: “No offense, Matt, but maybe this blogging shit is what you're supposed to do with your life, maybe this is what you're growing to. Just think about it, don't throw it out, just listen: You're gonna keep blogging for me until I tell you to quit. And that’s that…â€
Matt Herbz: “You don't own me, pig. And no motherfucker tells me when I can split.â€
Gyant: “Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? I’m Gyant, nigga! I ate Sandra Rose and spit out Streetz. King Kong ain’t got shit on me!â€
Matt Herbz: “I'm talking to you, you Gyant faggot. My name is Matteus Decimus Herbzius, Commander of the White Niggaz of the South, President of White Nigga Movement, loyal servant to the White Nigga race. Father to not a single child. Lover to over a million women. And I will have my vengeance on you, Gyant, on your blog or the next…â€
(Matt quickly stands up, unholsters his stainless Colt 1911 and swings it around to aim at Gyant’s left multi-laned nostril but comes to his senses and replaces it back in its spot. Instead, he removes a flask of Hennessy from his jacket’s inside pocket, takes a long swig, then throws it at Gyant as Gyant ducks and yelps like a little girl. Herbz snaps his finger at his security, points to the door, then briskly walks out to his idling white on white Escalade.)
Matt Herbz: “Just when I thought I was out... They pull me back in…â€
ja rule 2003
senator mcgreevy 2004
gyant 2008
Sandra Rose is blasting Geetz again today! She says Geetz tried to put his lawyer on her. Ha!!!! What a faggot!!!
If nothing else Sandra comes out the victor in this battle, gyant trying to be all intellectual and shyt, this is the internet most dumb asses who read this shyt take it for truth, i for 1 wouldnt allow somebody to slander my name if the shyt wasnt true, im gonna ask 1 of you ATL players to take a minute out of your day and use the FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT to view any records on Lloyd Diwwindie, Delete it if you want but trust me "The Truth Shall Set you free" or comfirm your DL status, either or/which ever comes first!!!
@ Gyant
Damn goofy you called your lawyer on ole girl!!! You are one sorry SOB! Whats the good of all them laws you quotin if you gonna try and snitch the chick out to your attorney! LMFAO at your lame goofy ass!!!!!
I don't even fuck with Sandra Rose, she's a guilty pleasure and a rabid hater but I gotta admit she got you homie, and how yesterday you talking about how this shit making money for you so you ready for war but she come with the heat and now you turning into the Wise Elder in a nigga. You got exposed for that homo shit, either you step up or your career is dead in the water. She did you in homie, nobody is ever gonna forget that. You'll be deleting more posts than you write unless you defend yourself. She's stomping you. You not a Gyant yous a Mydget.
"Yo Jazze, holla at me if you want me to drop by one time and show you how I put it down. My momma taught some of the most illest dishes. LOL."
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GAYANT WHEN DID IT BECOME COOL TO OFFER ANOTHER MAN A CANDLE LIGHT DINNER!!??? THATS THAT SHIT WE BE TALKING ABOUT.. WHY DO U CONTINUE TO INSULT OUR INTELLIGENCE THEN DELETE COMMENTS WHEN WE CALL YOU OUT ON IT???
The hottest book out now is "The Takeover: Everything You Need To Know About Business" by La'Foy Thomas III. I got money on my mind!
@fly on the wall
AWWW SHIT THE HERBZ IS BACK!! STAND UP!!
Since Gayant got Ja Ruled by Sandra, he tried to follow in Ja's footsteps by creating an alter-ego. Remember when Ja Rule came back as "Loki"? Gayant has resurfaced as Streetz aka Geetz bka Lloyd "Tinkerbell" Dinwiddie. We know you gay nigga, stop flexing!
GAYANT YOU A SNITCH ASS NIGGA JUST LIKE TI WHAT DA FUCK IS GOING ON IN ATLANTA DICK IN THE BOOTY ASS NIGGAS CALL YOUR LAWYER ON THAT
Damn Gyant you are getting manhandled by Sandra Rose. Word is you put your attorney on her to stop B8tch slapping you all over the internet. That prepaid legal repersentation is bootleg dog. You mine as well call the police you s*cka %ss chump. Get you a restraining order like your exboyfriend did to you. How you go to war with Bow wow, Sandra Rose, Free and still ain't got no wins????....SOHHH get th*s N8gga up outta HERE!!!!! It's disgusting
GAYANT SANDRA IS REALLY GOING HARD ON YOU RIGHT NOW AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ABOUT TO GET JA RULE'D. LOL!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA I Knew that shit was true but I never could've imagined it was a man you were beating off in the bushes to!
Isn't T.I. like 4'5"? I know his bitch's name is Tiny, but damn, she looks about 9" shorter than dude, so what's that make her like 3'8" or something? And with that hooker-ass looking dress, you know she got on some high-heels adding about 4 inches to her height. My question is, who the fuck would procreate with that bitch--her genes is fucked up, nigga! These two right here about to spawn a race of midget ass kids that wanna rap, dance, play with guns, rock herpes, and trip on some E all at the same time. Some people just shouldn't have kids...
...and fuck Jazze Pha--that fool ain't pushing 400 lbs by having professional chefs cook for his ass 3 times a day. That nigga's like that because I personally seen him behind a plastic surgeon's office poking holes in bags of liposuction fat and sucking that shit out with a flexi-straw...
--OG Matt Herbz--
DAMN LITTLE GIANT FIGHT BACK YOU BUM FIGHT BACK.
CAN ANY ONE TELL ME WHAT SITE SANDRA ROSE BLOG ON
Yo, Yo...
Dammmmmnnnn..... Oh Shi*!
After your first Blog Wars Post... How you gone cop a plea now?
Only a cartoon ni**a would believe Tucan Sam when he says, "Follow your nose.... it always Knows!" Well, you should have smelled this shi* coming!
Dude if you ever shoot an old bit** in the Pinky Toe.... Just Apologize like Eddie Murphy.
You know she has recordings of yawl conversations.... she just waiting on you to say something else.
See, you shot ya lil wad off yesterday and today... well let's just say..... we been trying to tell you....
Here's strategy... the best thing to do is to tell the Real Reason she mad at you... expose her reason for coming at you and relax.... other than that... consider yourself Carpet Munched..... You know you pu**y right?
A YEAR HOUSE ARREST AND A YEAR BEHIND BARS, IF HE REALLY HAD TO DO SOME TIME WHY WOULDN'T HE DO DA YEAR ,FIRST WHICH WOULD BE CUT BECAUSE OF GOOD BEHAVIOR AND THEN DA HOUSE ARREST THAT TELLS U T.I AIN'T GOIN TO JAIL AND I SAW A COMMENT BOUT NIGGAZ IN DA SOUTH SNITCHIN NIGGAZ EVERYWHERE SNITCHIN, NOT JUST T.I AND I BE WAYNE LOOK , AT THIS AND HAPPY THAN A MOTHERFUCKER NO WAY HE GOIN TO JAIL EITHER