Usher must have an album coming out or something. The AJC just reported that the prince of Atlanta wasn’t being so majestic last Fourth of July as he was ticketed for blazing 103 mph in a 70 mph zone while cruising through Bartow County. Appearing before Probate Court Judge Mitchell Scoggins, the performer was fined $425 and given 20 hours of community service that he can perform closer to home in north Fulton.
If I find out that he is sentenced to street sweeping or any other “common†service, I will be there with my camera to bring you all his humbling reactions.
With Atlanta picking up the way that it has, I’ve decided to do another weekly feature called “Sohh Gyant’s Top 5 Questionsâ€. It’s designed to be funny inquiries about the week’s biggest events, or stories in Atlanta. With so many things poppin off in this city there is so many things to inquire about. Here I go, I hope you enjoy.
1. What in fuck were DJ Cannon and DJ Drama thinking? There’s stupid, and then there’s these two. From what I understand these kats had taken the entrepreneurial bootlegging to the Internet. They were even advertising, who does that?? Every bootleg CD I have ever purchased was from a spot that I either stumbled upon myself, or heard about from a homie of mine. We are just barely into the New Year and I can already see these two fools being atop many hip-hop magazines “Biggest Losers†of the year. Tyree, you better hope they don’t throw the book at you. I'm sure you know what will happen to you in prison homie. If not, might I suggest an episode of HBO's prison drama "OZ"!
2. Why is R.Kelly in town this week? And more importantly, why aren’t people demanding for his extradition back to Chicago. R, I’m not sure if you got the memo but we don’t do child molesters here. Or do we??
3. Is anyone else surprised that V103’s popular traffic reporter, Elle, has a very unflattering backside? She is after all just another white girl whose down.
4. Why in the hell does Atlanta radio Hip-Hop keep playing that damn “DreamGirls†soundtrack every other song? I saw the movie, and I can give the cast their props, but I don’t want to be hearing that shit on the radio while I’m driving down Peachtree. You cant holla at girl with Jennifer Hudson singing “And I’m Telling You†in the background. That’s definitely Gay!
5.Keith Sweat partied it up while listening to the Ying Yang Twins last week at Club Fever. And by the look of this picture, its either drugs or age. I say a little bit of both. What do you think?
