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March 01, 2005
Funkmaster Flex: Hide Or Cry Chick
What's up with Funkmaster Flex? He's always around instigating two camps beefing but he's never available when the beef jumps off. Flex is like that kid in your neighborhood that's always hyping others up to fight, but you never seen him in a fight. When it gets thick he's never around. The one time when you do hear about him throwing down is with DJ Steph Lova.
If you was to look up shook one in the dictionary, one of the alternative definitions would be Funkmaster Flex. Imagine how he was in the booth when Nas offered up $1,000 for anyone who could snatch Flex's chain? I bet he was having a seizure when he took that paternity test and it came back 99.99%. I honestly just don't like dude.
Funkmaster Flex = SOHH Girlie
Posted by SOHH Bold at March 1, 2005 10:00 AM
Comments
Wow . . . sohh blog . . .
Posted by: Wow at March 1, 2005 03:51 PM
SOHH got blogs now? Chea!
Posted by: TheYoungPolitician at March 1, 2005 04:25 PM
HE DIDN'T WANT TO PLAY PIGGY BANK SO MANY WEEKS AGO CAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT....BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT THE BEEF WAS THERE BEFORE THE SHOW(S) AIRED
DUDE (50) BROUGHT THAT BEEF WITH HIM AND IF HE DON'T SHUT HIS YAP, CAUSE HE TALKS TOO MUCH, SOMEONE IS GONNA CAP HIM.
Posted by: lt at March 1, 2005 04:45 PM
Fuck is the deal with Hot 97's on-air personalities acting like there WASN'T a high-profile shooting at their studio possibly targeting the biggest name in music? I didn't even hear word one about the Game/50 beef let alone the shooting yesterday.
Posted by: Nameless at March 2, 2005 11:35 AM
50 just needs 2 shut the FU(K up. he talks wines and moans like a dumb lil girl.
Posted by: gatman at March 5, 2005 12:18 AM
Fukk Flex. He's fat, greasy lookin, his voice is hella annoying and he looks like his breath stinks.
Posted by: lala at March 6, 2005 07:28 PM