I CANT, I don’t want to, and YOU cant make me!
Sohh, this post started as a Rock IT or Rack IT triple feature, but as the bad fashion rolled on, I just couldn’t help but conclude that these stars just straight up looked like they got hit with a bag of WTF!
U know me by now, usually I don’t do this…using colorful acronyms and talking about folks and such, but much like my long white tee inspiration from yesterday’s post, these folks have left me no choice!

WHAT??! I look hot right? Um... yea like sweaty hot in all that damn leather and nylon Lil Mama! *cough*lilbowwowinawig*cough*…um sohh anyway.….Lil Mama, hit up TRL on Tuesday to promote her new CD which finally dropped. Yea…. I know…..

What in Hamhock heaven? Just Why? Like ur a celebrity, that’s ur job. U get paid absurd amounts of money to look good and do ur talent (if u have one). Why get on a plane looking like ur heading to the bodega to pick up some wing dings and pigs feet for the kid’s dinner? No Ma’am Jennifer Hudson….No! Ma’am!

Now I’m not one to talk about anybody’s grandma…so I won't…. Tracee where u @ luv? Come get ur moms!

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Naomi…ur so lucky!!!! If this weren’t for a taping of an upcoming ‘Ugly Betty’ episode, I was gonna have 2 be special 4u ma! I guess u were trying 2 be nice (4 once), so I’ll say it 4 u….WARDROBE!!!!!

Ah yes! Santogold! I might give u a pass…maybe! Ur sense of self [music included] dwells in an eccentric space. Therefore ur zipper printed jeans are almost hittin 4 somethin..but only because its you…maybe…..

Yes u did Steve (Jaleel)…Yes u did….. You DID IT! R u happy? U walked out the house looking like this…..

*Now I didn't go 2 hard on these folks did I? They left me no choice right? Sound off w/ me... WHATSAYYOU??*