STAR JONES: Misses & Misses (no pun intended)…..

This is what happens when you stop dating your (allegedly) gay husband! Your fashion sense divorces you too! Newly single Star Jones, has been over in France all week at the Cannes Film Festival & apparently someone lied to her and told her that print dresses were somehow "back in style". Subsequently, she’s been throwin em' on, just knowing she was the best thing on the red carpet all week. *sigh*

Exhibit A – MISS!

Exhibit B – MISS!

Now I did manage to find at least one considerable HIT for her last week, this silver mosaic spaghetti strap number is kinda hittin’ for something.

Exhibit C......

–HIT?? WHATSAYYOU??
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1224STYLE Grades…..
Zoe Kravitz Makes me LOL!

Here she is in head to toe CHANEL, looking like “fine, u happy now?” I mean at least she does try from time to time, but honestly what can you really expect from the daughter of Bohemian extraordinaires Lisa Bonet & Lenny Kravitz? I’m going to give her a B- for effort & a C+ for execution…. DO YOU AGREE?...What does she get in your grade book?
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(Yes, even more “STARah”….)
STYLE STEALER : Star Jones VS Arrogant Top Model Reject……

These 2 are lucky that I didn’t put them both and that ugly dress up for 1224STYLE Grades, cause both their a**es were gonna end up in summer school 4sho. C’mon that dress looks like the wall paper in my grandmother’s dining room, and I totally hope they both know that the return policy at RAINBOW is for store credit only! LOL! Anyway……. Sorry to have to put you all through this, but try to pick one, please??
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Alright Alright, SOHH here’s a little balance for you to chew on… Have lunch w/ one of the baddest, you can always count on! Jada Pinkett-Smith anyone??

( @ the Cannes Film Festival promoting her directorial debut for her film: The Human Contract)
Yes Ma'am!

-SOHHStyleMaker!